WWE Raw 2/8/10 Rapid Recap

WWE Raw
USA Network
Who Dat State in Dat City, Louisiana
Guest Host: NASCAR's Carl Edwards (who will be competing in the Daytona 500)

1. WWE Champion Sheamus def. ECW Champion Christian in a very good match that saw Captain Charisma interrupt the Celtic Warrior's chastising of the guest host, setting up this impromptu match.

Christian mentioned that once ECW goes off air in two weeks (aka National F-Bomb Day/My Birthday), every ECW wrestler will be free to sign with whichever show they want. Please release Croft and Jobbaretta or repackage them into something good. Please.

2. U.S. Champion The Miz and Big Show def. Unified Tag Team Champions DX and Straight Edge Society (CM Punk and Luke Gallows w/ Serena) in a Triple Threat Elimination Match to win the titles. Shawn Michaels tagged himself in when Triple H was just about to finish off Miz. It led to an argument between to the two, allowing Miz to push HBK into Triple H and roll him up for the upset victory. Go Miz!

(By the way, SES tried to "save" Jared from Subway who was in the crowd. No lie.)

After the match, DX argue. Backstage, HBK begs Smackdown GM Teddy Long to trade him to Smackdown and have him be involved in the World Title Elimination Chamber. That way he would defeat Undertaker and grant him his World Title rematch at WrestleMania and end his 17-0 streak all at once! Teddy rejected saying that the participants are already in place.

Triple H quickly intervened and asked Shawn "What about DX? Do you care that your career will be over?!"

HBK said "My career is over." He then Sweet Chin Musics Teddy Long straight to hell and walks out of the arena! I love this psychology!

3. Cody Rhodes def. Randy Orton via distraction by WWE Champion Sheamus. Huge win for Cody that saw Orton get pump kicked by Sheamus after the match. Cody held a steel chair to fend off Sheamus...or so we think (according to Jerry Lawler at least).

Guest host Carl Edwards arranged singles matches for Elimination Chamber participants on next week’s Raw. By the way, Jerry Springer is hosting Raw next week. Sorry, Jerry Jericho.

In other news, MizShow/ShowMiz cut a hilarious promo featuring Big Show say "Chris Jericho, you're not The Miz! The Miz treats me like an equal. He treats me like a friend!" Who would have thought Show was so sensitive?

4. Gail Kim def. Jillian Hall. At Elimination Chamber, Kim will face Maryse for the Divas Title. Oh boy....NOT.