WWE RAW 5/28/12 Results
Era of Big Johnny continues.
WWE Monday Night RAW SuperShow on USA Network
New Orleans, LA
May 28, 2012
Commentators: Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler
Michael Cole says some call Big Show's heel turn possibly the darkest day in WWE history. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!
Monday Night Raw opens up recapping the weeks past events involving Cena, Big Show, and John Laurinaitis. The Big "Sell Out" (as referred to by Jerry Lawler) comes out with a million dollar smile. Big Show says him smiling was him doing his job, it was an easy and a calculated business decision to make the people smile. He was there to make to money. The crowd breaks out in loud Cena chants. He says he's not an entertainer, he is a GIANT. There is no other athlete like him in the world. Not in the NFL, NBA, UFC.
He got a nice bonus from Johnny Ace and he is set for life. Show shows us a clip of Brodus Clay and R-Boom dancing in the ring minutes after his firing and kept saying that nobody cares. This going on way too long, He shows another clip of the Cena-Johnny Ace promo where Cena kept screaming LOSER.
My friends are arguing that Jerry Lawler should have a title run. LOL WUT.
1. Non-title Match: United States Champion Santino Marella vs. Alberto Del Rio (w/ Ricardo Rodriguez)
Del Rio takes it to Santino. Santino hits some offense goes for a Cobra, but receives an armbar for his troubles and taps...TAKE THE US TITLE OFF SANTINO.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio via burial of U.S. Title
Sultry WWE Executive Administrator Eve Torres is backstage talking to ALEX RILEY (still has a job!). Big Show gets to pick his opponent tonight. Show looks at A-Ri. Riley starts sucking up to Show, afraid to he might have to wrestle this giant. Big Show says 'na bro, but do me a favor send a message to the WWE locker room.' Big Show then proceeds to throw Riley against the walls of whatever arena they are in.
Hey anyone remember Kevin Thorn? #UselessWrestlingTrivia
Vickie Guerrero comes out, following the entrances of R-Boom. She yells at the top of her lungs. I can only assume she is introducing Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger.
2. WWE Tag Team Championship: R-Boom (C) vs Zig-Swag
Mr. Alex Riley is Trending on Twitter guys. Nice back and forth with the two, R-Boom takes the blondes out of the ring, Cut to break.
R-Boom takes it to Zig-Swag. Ziggler tries to come back, but Kingston makes the hot tag to R-Truth. Swagger gets the tag. ACTION JACKSON BABY. These guys are flying all over the ring. R-Truth hits the What's Up to Swagger for the win. Ziggler says he's better than this, walks away from Swagger and Vickie.
Winner and still champs: R-Boom
Big Show is being a bully to Mr. Santino. Brodus Clay says yo dog herd you got beef, wanna go? Big Show says AIGHT.
Marcus Cor Von comes out and says he has unfinished business in the WWE...LOL JK
Johnny Ace comes out in his People Power wheelchair thingy along with Eve and David Otunga. My friend Joe says that Otunga needs a push ( this is a man who thinks Daniel Bryan is boring). Anyway....moving on..... Johnny Ace comes out and tells us who he is. My friend Martin, a causal viewer, says we know who the f*** you are! Big Show and Cena will now take place in a steel cage at the No Way Out PPV on June 17. Johnny says he has become the most popular superstar in WWE history following his victory against Cena. He teases that he will be on the cover of the new WWE '13 video game as he fumbles over his words yet again. He shows off the cover.....WWE CM Punk comes out.