WWE RAW 7/12/10 Rapid Recap
July 12, 2010
Guest Host: That Brady Bunch Mom
1. WWE Divas Champion Alicia Fox defeated Gail Kim in a nontitle match. Eve Torres was on commentary.
2. The Uso Brothers and Tamina defeated The Hart Dynasty. They will face each other for the Tag Titles at Money in The Bank.
3. Edge defeated Randy Orton with the help of Chris Jericho. Jericho hit the Codebreaker on Edge afterward. Guess that was Edge's "Downfall." OK, I'm done....
4. Randy Orton RKO'ed Jericho, was attacked by Evan Bourne, and then countered Bourne's Shooting Star Press mid-air into an RKO! Three letters: O-M-G!
5. The Miz took out Mark Henry by slamming him into the Raw Anonymous GM podium thing.
6. The Santino Bunch defeated the Regal Bunch. Boring. Oh, Khali made out with that Brady Lady.
7. John Morrison and Ted DiBiase (with a HOT Maryse) bickered and engaged in such a horrendous promo exchange that even LeBron James' P.R. team couldn't book. Yeah, I said it.
8. The Nexus (Wade Barrett, Skip Sheffield, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, Michael "Not Antonio Tarver, and David "I can keep my real name but not Joe Hennig" Otunga, minus Darren "Black Cena" Young, who got taken out by John Cena last week. OK these parenthesis are getting long!) defeated John Cena in a Six on One Handicap Match.
9. WWE Champion Sheamus and his steel cage MITB PPV opponent Cena ran of The Nexus with steel chairs. Matthew Lawrence moment: WHOA!