WWE RAW 7/2/12 Report
WWE Monday Night RAW SuperShow on USA Network Report by JGeorge Estrella
July 2, 2012
Commentators: Michael Cole and WWE Hall of Famer Jerry Lawler
MONDAY NIGHT RAW kicks off John Cena and CM Punk vs Chris Jericho and Daniel Bryan is announced for tonight!
The Money in the Bank Briefcase is in attendance tonight.
Cena comes out to a nice pop, the crowd is hot and ready to go.
Cena comes out to talk about what happened last week. Cena states that he will be ready for the Money Bank match at...Money in the Bank PPV.
Then we hear YES! YES! YES! YES! as Daniel Bryan yeses his way to the ring the fans chant No! No! NO!
He says Cena is not relevant to him, actually he is because "when he wins the WWE championship at MITB PPV he knows Cena will try to cash it on him and he'll be the first to lose"
CM Punk comes out gets the crowd even more excited, he reminds Bryan that AJ will be the special referee and she will be counting Bryan's shoulders to the mat 1-2-3.
Then Y2J's music hits, Jericho makes a crack about Punk stealing his name, This gets epic as Jericho starts running off his old catch phrases. Because Jericho invented the Money in the Bank match he will win it and no one will say otherwise..
Kane comes out and literally says "otherwise"
Big Show comes out and a riot breaks out, everyone is throwing fists but Show is the only man standing.
Dave Otunga, Cody Rhodes, Primetime Players Darren Young and Titus Oneal vs WWE Intercontinental Champion Christian, WWE United States Santino Marella, WWE Tag Team Champions R-Truth and Kofi Kingston.
Standard tag match here, but then all hell breaks loose Primetime Players leave the match, Cody Rhodes then follows leaving Otunga to fend for himself, Otunga tries to leave but the Funkasaurus comes out.
Cobra for the win. Then he gets a Killswitch for his troubles, followed by a Funky splash from Cody.
Alberto Del Rio kisses up to Teddy Long, Teddy says hey man the board of directors said you're the number contender for the World Heavyweight Championship but tonight you're facing someone secret lols.
Del Rio vs Sin Cara
Match doesn't start Del Rio attacks Sin Cara and applies the cross armbreaker to the outside.
Backstage Bryan tries to kiss up to AJ with a rose but AJ reminds him that he never cared about her, and after she wins her match she's going to run back into the arms of the man the WWE Universe thinks she should be with.
Paul Heyman Live Via Satellite Delivers a great promo, he says that Brock Lesnar will wait 3 weeks till the 1000th Episode to answer HHH, Better to hold off Lesnar's appearance for then a throwaway Raw. Heyman says that if Lesnar agree it will not be a match it will be a mercy killing.
AJ comes up to Punk backstage who's on the phone. She asks him if he saw her match, then she starts acting like a crazy girlfriend (reminds of someone..) She starts acting all psycho because of the lack of attention she's receiving from Punk.
Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler vs AJ Lee and Sheamus is Next.
Kane and Big Show tonight in a no dq match later tonight.
Match ends with AJ delivering a Shining Wizard!!! to Vickie for the win.
Heath Slater is out they made a nice little video package for him showing his past run in with legends. Slater cuts a scathing promo declaring the silliness of his predicament, he's the one man rock band baby.
Doink the Clown comes out, damn...was I hoping for Big Daddy V oh well...Doink plays up the crowd a bit and engages in one on one combat with Slater. Slater wins the confrontation with a flying neckbreaker.