WWE RAW 9/26/11 Rapid Recap
Last stop before Hell in a Cell!
WWE RAW SuperShow
September 26, 2011
--Triple H booked Christian, Dolph Ziggler, Cody Rhodes in matches for bitching at him. HHH says he's the WWE COO and Miz and R-Truth are fired. Mark Henry is fined $250,000 for killing Jerry "The King" Lawler last week.
--Michael Cole, Booker T, and Jim Ross were on commentary. Cole said Lawler is out with an injured back and ANAL BLEEDING. Cole said this with a completely straight face and "Anal Bleeding" was trending worldwide on Twitter. And WWE was so proud of this.
--David Otunga dressed in a Carlton Banks-esque outfit gave legal advice to WWE's greatest geeks. He's fine in this dorky role. I wonder how Harvard feels about their most infamous alum?
WWE United States Champion Dolph Ziggler def. Zack Ryder to retain the gold after interference from Jack Swagger and Vickie Guerrero. They attack Ryder, but AIR BOOM! ran for the save, leading to Smackdown PIMP/GM Teddy Long booking....
WWE Tag Team Champions Air Boom & Zack Ryder def. U.S. Champion Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger & Mason Ryan after Ryan turned on Ziggler and Swagger. Ryan showed great charisma here and is by all accounts, and incredibly nice man. I just pray for his long term health. I'll leave it at that.
WWE Champion John Cena def. Christian via DQ after Alberto Del Rio interfered.
World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry killed The Great Khali. Uh-oh, Randy Orton.
DIVAS: Beth Phoenix & Natalya def. Divas Champion Kelly Kelly & Eve Torres. Kelly still can't run the ropes.
Cody Rhodes retained the Intercontinental Title in a 10-man battle royal. No Wade Barrett?
CM Punk def. Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio OWNED Cena and Punk with a steel chair after the cell lowered.