WWE Smackdown 11/18/11 Results (SPOILERS)

Last stop before Survivor Series!

Results of the WWE Smackdown, NXT, and Superstars tapings!

This is the last Smackdown before Survivor Series this Sunday.

Check out our interviews w/ WWE legends Booker T and Mick Foley!

Special thanks to TSC contributer Jackie Sorrentino for the results!

Dark Match: Justin Gabriel beat Spirit Squad Kenny (?!). 

Superstars: Tyson Kidd won a match. Yay. But it's over Trent Barreta. Or Baretta. Whatever.

WWE NXT on WWE.com

1. Percy Lord Have Mercy Got Swag Like Antoine Dodson Watson def. Derrick Master Bateman.

2. JTG def. Yoshi Tatsu to retain the Future Endeavors Title.

3. Titus O'Neil def. Tyler Reks, who I just realized is still alive! As is Curt Hawkins! 

WWE Friday Night Smackdown - Taped for November 18, 2011 (SPOILERS)

1. World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry gave Daniel Bryan the World's Strongest Assault backstage, ringside and everywhere in between. Henry cut a promo on the Big Show and hyped up how the Hall of Pain was coming to Survivor Series. Henry is boss mode.

2. WWE U.S. Champion Dolph Ziggler def. Sin Cara in a non-title match. They will be on opposing teams come Survivor Series. According to Dolph's booty call er...manager, Vickie Guerrero, the champ will defend his U.S. Title against John Morrison? No Zack Ryder? WWWYKI, broskis! And he'll be in the 10 man tag. Beast! Jack Swagger and Dolph tried to beat up Sin Cara but Mason roidin er...Mason Ryan made the save. 

3. Mason Roidin killed Jack Swagger. 

4. Ted DiBiase was playing the new WWE game with Hornswoggle, who has been fatherless since Finlay was released. Cue the Teddy Long gets a boner on national TV segment with NXT's Aksana. She needs to go blonde again...

5. Christian in all casts and crutches cut a funny promo saying he's supporting Team Barrett at Survivor Series and wants just ONE MORE MATCH. I love Christian.

6. Big Show checked on Bryan backstage. 

7. Ted DiBiase def. Derrick Bateman, who may have made his first official Smackdown appearance? I'm probably wrong, but it is rare. Yes, his wife-to-be Maxine was there too.

8. Big Show cut a promo on Henry and Survivor Series. Not The Showster's best work. 

9. WWE Forgotten Tag Team Champion Kofi Kingston of Air Boom sans Evan Bourne To Smoke Spice def. Hunico. 

7. Divas Champion Beth Phoenix and Natalya def. AJ Lee and Kaitlyn. 

8. Randy Orton and Sheamus Da Fella def. Intercontinental Unmasked Champion Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett via disqualification after Christian interfered. The face kicked the heels' asses postmatch.