WWE Smackdown 5/4/12 Results (SPOILERS)

Over The Limit PPV taking shape. SPOILER ALERT. 

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Results courtesy of Jamal Merhi

Dark Match (Non-Televised): Dean Ambrose def. Ezekiel Jackson.

WWE NXT Results (SPOILERS) for May 2, 2012

Match 1: Alex Riley and Tyson Kidd def. Johnny Curtis and JTG.

Match 2: Michael McGillicutty def. Percy Watson

WWE SuperStars: Great Khali killed Jinder Mahal

WWE Smackdown Taped for May 4, 2012 Results (SPOILERS)

Sheamus said he'd give Daniel Bryan a rematch from Extreme Rules. WTF? So much for that tag team main event....

1. World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus def. Daniel Bryan via disqualification to retain the title. A random Extreme Rules PPV main event title rematch. Fast DQ came when Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez attacked Sheamus. Del Rio put him in the armbar and they teased whether Sheamus' arm was broken or not. Two shows, same opening gimmick.

2. WWE Tag Team Champions Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (R-BOOM) def. Camacho and Hunico. Former champs Epico and Primo looked on with Rosa Mendes and Abraham Washington.

3. Took a bathroom break during Brodus Clay segment. Got the better of Vickie Guerrero, Jack Swagger, and Dolph Ziggler. Poor Dolph.

Backstage segment where Eve Torres and Aksana made Teddy Long oil up Antonio Cesaro before his photoshoot. Creepy. Poor Teddy.

4. Damien Sandow refused to wrestle Derrick Bateman, so Ryback came out and sent him to Jobber Hell.

5. Randy Orton and Big Show def. Kane and Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes. RKO on Kane and knockout punch to Rhodes. Poor Cody.

6. They re-shot Brodus segment. Still sucked according to my friends.

7. WWE Divas: Layla El def. Natalya Neidhart.

8. They tease Sheamus wrestling Bryan again despite bad arm. PPV main event rematch on show immediately following PPV. This is why wrestling sucks. Sheamus is out...

AJ Lee bitchslapped her best friend, Kaitlyn from NXT, to the ground after she told her to stop thinking about Bryan. 

9. Sheamus def. Daniel Bryan, current no. one contender for WWE Championship and headliner of Over The Limit PPV via pinfall to retain the World Heavyweight Championship.

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