WWE Smackdown 8/26/11 Results (SPOILERS)

Smackdown invades Calgary!

Cheap plug--check out our interview w/ WWE legend Sean "X-Pac" Waltman (123-Kid)!

Smackdown/Superstars results courtesy of TSC contributor Ramzi Abi Hanna.

SUPERSTARS

Dark Match: Wade Barrett def. Bo Rotunda

Brodus Clay killed a guy.

Justin Gabriel def. JTG aka the guy that was kept, but not Chris Masters.

Full DETAILED NXT on WWE.com results for Aug. 23, 2011

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FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN for Aug. 26, 2011

The guest Smackdown GM is Bret "Hitman" Hart. Nice change from Teddy Long. Hart says Super Smackdown live next Tues. night is his decision. Sure it is. He books Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry for SUPER SMACKDOWN. So much for Night of Champions. Christian is somehow alive after SummerSlam and interrupts Hitman. He is Canadian too, ya know. Christian says it's not his fault for losing his World Heavyweight Title. He blame Edge for ruining his concentration. Ha! Christian wants Orton next Tues.

Hart calls Christian a crybaby and says he's an embarrassment. Christian pulls out a legal document and somehow, he gets ANOTHER title shot. This time though, it will be in a STEEL CAGe, according to Hart. This causes Mark Henry to hit the ring and remind us that for 15 years he's been overlooked. CONSPIRACY! OK he didn't say that word, but R-Truth would. Henry wants the cage match winner. Sheamus comes out, cuts an odd promo, and chases Henry. Here we go! 

1. Christian def. Daniel Bryan. Bryan has now lost like four straight of A-shows. UGH. Great match though! I can imagine Michael Cole burying him now...

2. Wade Barrett cuts a good promo and refuses to fight a jobber because he's too good for that. Well done, Wade.

Cheap plug: Our interview w/ Smackdown's Booker T, SUCKA!

3. Sin Cara def. Heath Slater. Yes, original Sin Cara (Mistico) is back, as you can tell by the botches. Botchamania.

Alberto Del Rio vs. Sin Cara is booked for next week's Super Smackdown. Way to save it for the tour of Mexico this fall, dummies. 

4. Randy Orton def. Ted DiBiase Jr. (w/ Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes) in a non-title match. Very good match. Orton won with an RKO. Rhodes attacked DiBiase after the loss, so it looks like their partnership is done. Hopefully, this storyline ends with DiBiase finally getting WWE singles gold. 

5. Divas Champion Kelly Kelly def. Tamini in a non-title match.

Oh s***...

6. Ezekiel Jackson def. Great Khali w/ Jinder Mahal.

7. Randy Orton cut a promo and is pissed about wrestling Christian again.

8. THEY RE-TAPED SIN CARA VS. HEATH SLATER AGAIN. Great return for Mistico. NOT!

Much better in part deux though.