WWE SummerSlam 2012 main event set
On the 1,000th episode of WWE Monday Night Raw, it was announced that Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar will headline the SummerSlam 2012 pay-per-view on August 19 in Los Angeles, Calif.
Recap of the announcement below:
Triple H comes to the ring to call out Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman comes out and says Lesnar is here, but by power of his attorney, his answer is NO to his Summerslam challenge. Heyman gets threatened, but then reminds HHH he has two lawsuits pending. HHH calls Lesnar a coward and a little bully, who say NO to his face. HHH calls Lesnar scared. NAME CALLING Heyman says. Heyman says he teaches his kids not to name call. HHH knocks the mic away from Heyman and says leaves families out of it. Heyman apologizes and says he feels bad for HHH's kids.
HHH is about to kill him, but HHH's wife Stephanie McMahon comes out and is looking good in that black dress--although her scowl ain't pretty and she's got a new physique. McMahon tells Heyman don't speak about her kids. Now we know who wears the pants in the marriage. McMahon says the lawsuits are masking the failures Heyman had in WCW, ECW, and WWE. McMahon proceeds to bury Heyman as not a visionary, but a guy who his kids are ashamed of--a professional parasite. She says Vince had more balls than Lesnar because he's fought HHH. She slaps Heyman, who flips out and says YOU WANT YOUR HUSBAND HURT? IT'S ON! BROCK LESNAR VS. HHH AT SUMMERSLAM!
Heyman says Stephanie always gets what she wants. Daddy's little girl. Is that what you want? You teach your kids that? Stephanie actually Thesz Presses Heyman, robbing him of his manhood. Wow Heyman. Lesnar's music hit the speakers. Lesnar is out and bullrushes HHH. Wifey gets out of the ring. They brawl back and forth. HHH clotheslines Lesnar out of the ring. HHH, part-time pro wrestler, knocked former UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BROCK LESNAR OUT OF THE RING. I'm not a fan of this one bit. Unless it leads to a Lesnar win. But isn't the babyface supposed to be in peril against the monster heel leading up to the match?
HHH takes off his shirt, as does Lesnar. HHH looks like he's been to Ryback's pharmacist. Whatever works for you, Hunter, God of Men, who can magically take out UFC champions that Cena could barely handle months ago.
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