WWE WrestleMania XXVIII Live Coverage
Dream match is finally here.
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WWE WrestleMania XXVIII on pay-per-view
Sun Life Stadium in Miami, Florida
April 1, 2012
WWE.com Featured Bout at 6:30pm/ET
WWE Tag Team Championships Primo/Epico Colon (C) w/ Rosa Mendes def. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel and Usos.
It was a match.
Main PPV card starting at 7pm/ET
World Heavyweight Championship: Daniel Bryan (C) vs. Royal Rumble 2012 winner Sheamus
Bryan kissed AJ Lee. Brogue Kick. Sheamus wins in 18 F'N SECONDS. Way to bury a guy who's worked his ass off. Pathetic.
Sheamus defeated Daniel Bryan to win the World Heavyweight Title in 18 seconds.
Randy Orton vs. Kane
This feud sucks. This match is already longer than the first two matches. Crowd is totally for RKO. Michael Cole isn't annoying yet. Yet. Kane needs new gear badly. But the Mania set is badass. I'm typing on my iPad because my friend Pat has terrible wifi. Damn you, Pat George. Heat for this match is good. Good idea to do it early when crowd isn't killed from main event. Choke slam by Kane. Orton kicked out. My friend Ben Ostner is doing a great Jim Ross impression. I miss JR.
The weather has held up thus far. I dig the fake palm trees. Orton took a huge choke slam from Kane off the top rope. Ben says Orton got another concussion. Damn.
Kane defeated Randy Orton via pinfall.
WWE Intercontinental Championship: Cody Rhodes (C) vs. Big Show
Big Show needs to win this or turn heel. One or the other..Show just destroying Cody Rhodes. He gives him a Rikishi stink face. Good lord. Rhodes rocking red Hanes looking tights. Whatever gets the ladies. Show loading up big hand. Knockout. New champion.
Big Show defeated Cody Rhodes to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship for the first time in his career.
WWE Divas: Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos vs. Divas Champion Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres
Maria Menounos pinned Beth Phoenix win a rollup. Nothing match that went too long.
Menounos and Kelly def. Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres.
CO-MAIN EVENT: The Undertaker vs. Triple H (Hell in a Cell Match with special referee Shawn Michaels)